A Christian ... And a Baptist?!?
This made me giggle so much ... an childhood memory of C H Spurgeon's:
"My mother said to me one day; "Ah Charles! I often prayed the Lord to make you a Christian, but I never asked that you might become a Baptist".
I could not resist the temptation to reply, "Ah Mother! The Lord has answered your prayer with His usual bounty, and given you exceedingly above what you asked or thought".